Grizzly Gossip

LACKLUSTER PERFORMANCE IN SEASON OPENER!

Admittedly, no one could have predicted this untimely offensive attack. Not the talent agents, the scouts, strategists, traders, brokers, buyers or sellers, wheelers or dealers. Likely not even the Pope. But there’s no denying the fact that Christmas came early … Continue reading

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MOOOOOOOM, Pleeeeaaaaaaase!? (by Teresa)

With Lenore sulking in and out of sight these days, it’s safe to say that marks the conclusion of another mating season in the estuary.  All of her suitors have vacated the area for the time being and she is … Continue reading

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MRS. ROBINSON CAUGHT RED PAWED!

  Recently, a waaaaay up on Bear Back Mountain two cavalier playmates were discovered engaging in what was initially thought to be a competitive game of leap-frog?! Fortunately, the trained eye of a Tide Rip Naturalist (who didn’t want to … Continue reading

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IT’S A BOY! IT’S A GIRL! IT’S A … BISON!?

                          Call your broker to collect if you laid bets last season! Paternity test results still pending (Abraham where were you on the night of May 14th, 2012?), … Continue reading

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LENORE CHECKS OUT OF MOTHERHOOD!

It’s officially official! This time it’s for realsies! Rainforest floozy Lenore has succumbed to ‘spring fever’ once again, abandoning the company of loving daughters Sitka and Cedar in pursuit of yet another seasonal fling. Frankly, it shouldn’t come as a … Continue reading

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HAS FAME AND FORTUNE PROVEN TOO MUCH!?

                    Recently ursal paparazzi’s staked out deep within the Great Bear Rainforest caught this image of celeb bear Bella (aka ‘Sky’) seemingly exhausted and strewn over an intertidal boulder. Has her … Continue reading

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I’M SO FULL BUT IT TASTES SOOO GOOD!

                    Last  news from the home front happily reported the good fortune of high numbers of tasty salmon making their inspiring journey back into the river- and the bears merrily feeding … Continue reading

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K-9 UNIT RAIDS ESTUARY!

  In almost every other circumstance, the unexpected arrival of the canine unit on your doorstep is never a good thing.  However, when the supernatural magic of a coastal grey wolf appears like a ghost from behind the emerald veil … Continue reading

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COACHES CORNER – POST GAME ANALYSIS!

                                              It’s been nearly two years since Defensive Tackle Cedar (see photo) was drafted from the farm team … Continue reading

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RUSSIAN INVASION STRIKES KNIGHT INLET!

                      You read that right!  A massive naval force of Oncorhynchus gorbuscha have without warning risen from the sea and ambushed the tributaries of Knight Inlet.  Equally surprising as it … Continue reading

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