Wildlife Reports
MAMA ALWAYS SAID ‘EAT YER FRUITS & VEGGIES’!
Contrary to popular belief, approximately 90% of the grizzly bear’s diet consists of vegetation, not human flesh as the media would have you believe! Given that, it’s interesting to note that bears have relatively simple digestive systems. That is to … Continue reading
THANKSGIVING?….IN AUGUST?!!!
Yes, while those of us in the bipedal world remorsefully commemorate what has otherwise been an incredible summer with the final hurrah known as Labour Day, our furred friends from near and far are assembling at streams near you for … Continue reading
LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES!
Based on intelligence gathered from our satellite sources, in addition to trade-secret algorithms devised from years of due diligence (read: tea leaves), our Tide Rip Team of Bear-Seeking Specialists have been locating grizzled critters in the most unlikely of places … Continue reading
LENORE GETS HER GAME FACE ON!
It’s the moment they’ve all been waiting for. Months of physical and mental conditioning, a specialized diet of high protein sedge grass, visualizing their game strategies all in preparation for thee premier event of the season. Let’s get ready to … Continue reading
BACK FROM THE SPA, THE LADIES ARE LOOKING HOT!
Well, what with the dog days of summer behind us, Tide Rip is happy to announce that our resident sows and their cubs are back from summer vacation. Sometime in mid-July when summer decided to rear her beautiful head, the … Continue reading
STATISTICS SUGGEST RENEWED BABY BOOM!!
Aaaaahhhhhh….summer. Who doesn’t like summer, right? Mmmmmm…dessert. Who doesn’t like dessert!? Well, long days and short nights means that the berries have come to ripen and that’s likely a delectable change from the 70 kg of bland sedge grass … Continue reading
UFC turns to KFC!
It seems as though the debonair bearded bear affectionately known as Abraham had better revisit his Bear Etiquette 101. Rule Number one clearly states (and I quote): Thou shalt not mess with Mama Bear! With judgement clouded by hormonal ‘urges’, Abraham’s … Continue reading
LENORE CONTEMPLATES ADOPTION!
It would seem as though Lenore is having second thoughts, questioning her philandering promiscuity of yesteryear and seriously reconsidering her hormonal decision to breed with not one, but FIVE males as recent as last spring. Since their emergence some days … Continue reading
MAMA GRIZZLY BEAR SNAPS! BABIES BEWILDERED!
Rumours from deep within the Great Bear Rainforest claim that Bella has once and for all bid her two beauties good riddance! In the wake of her sudden change of heart that has left the cubs’ bearfuddled, she has since … Continue reading
GRIZZLY BEAR MOM’S SACRED MOMENTS CAUGHT ON TAPE!
Admittedly, there is something undoubtedly pathetic about your grown son still nursing the ripe old age of 28!? All the Mothers in the house, are you with me???! However, perhaps as the imminent day of their estrangement creeps ever closer, Bella … Continue reading
